Russia Hacking Conspiracy Theory Completely Debunked


Dateline 06/20/2017

Sources in Washington D.C.confirmed that the Russia narrative was simply an attempt to deflect from Hillary Clinton’s embarrassing loss to a reality television show character.

“Between her protection of child molesters and primary rigging, there was literally no reason to vote for her.” Said one Senate Democrat, who wished to remain anonymous because of the old skank’s tendency to kill all who cross her.

Clinton was too drunk to comment when asked.