Don’t Get Too Impressed With Yourself

I can make you crap on yourself. I can make you pick any card I want. Any coin I want. Any color, cookie, goddamned wombat.

I can make you like me, even if you don’t already like me. Even after telling you this.

I can make you bark like a dog, pass out and dream, fear clowns.

You think you know what I want, but I won’t tell you that. I’ll let you assume and then blindsided you.

I’m not fucking around here. I’ll leave you with my favorite movie quote: