Harvey Weinstein found dead.

Mr Weinstein was found hanging from his closet door. It was a clear case of autoerotic asphyxiation. Child pornography and animal porn was found next to his fat carcass. Police said that it was just a matter of time before that happened.

Ten Commandments for Con Men

Be a patient listener (it is this, not fast talking, that gets a con man his coups). Never look bored. Wait for the other person to reveal any political opinions, then agree with them. Let the other person reveal religious views, then have the same ones. Hint at sex talk, but don’t follow it up […]